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I'm the Crunchy
Legal Lady
I help make the law simple for holistic families: natural birth, toxic products, medical freedom, homeschooling. Not medical or legal advice 😊.
Legal Resources
Guide
Keeping Your Bodily Autonomy
In this free guide, I detail how to keep your bodily autonomy and parental rights when interacting with the medical sphere. I include tips for how to interact with hospital staff and what to do if CPS threatens you, or arrives on your doorstep.
Guide
Everything You need to know about Exemptions
It can be overwhelming knowing where to start when it comes to exemptions. If your employer, a school district, or a private entity is requiring vaccination for you or your child this is the place to start! This free guide gives you multiple resources and legal statutes to help you understand exemption processes and how to write them, including examples.
Webinar
How to Write Exemptions
In this webinar, I go deeper into the process of writing an exemption. It is the perfect companion to my guide and is complete with examples and phrases to include or avoid. I also include my recommendations for attorneys and legal action that you can take.
Course
How to Talk to Anyone
Addressing controversial topics, like politics and bodily autonomy can be challenging in our everyday lives. In this course, I teach you how to get through to people without offending them. Using several techniques including Non-violent communication and NLP, I help you explain your beliefs while maintaining a good relationship with those who differ from you.
Course
The Beginners Guide to Law
The law can seem complex and intimidating. In this course, I give you the legal foundation necessary to understand how to apply the law to your everyday life. I break down the law into digestible and easy-to-learn pieces. This course was specifically designed with a holistic, and freedom-conscious audience in mind. The goal is to help you better understand the system so you can change and participate in it.
Crunchy Resources
Story
My Crunchy Story
Learn more about why I decided to embrace a more natural lifestyle that goes completely against the mainstream narrative and how it led me to become the Crunchy Legal Lady.
Course
Vaccine Course
It is difficult to find a resource that is willing to tell you the full and honest truth about vaccination. In this course, This is a course developed from recordings of my live course on mastering vaccine information. It includes video lectures, complete with citations, resources, and all the evidence you will need to make an informed choice about vaccination.
Guide
Beginners Guide to the Crunchy life
Interested in a more natural lifestyle, but overwhelmed at where to start? This free guide is a great resource to help you get started on a more healthy lifestyle, with simple swaps and recommendations for products so you will know exactly where to begin!
Surprise!
The Even More Crunchy (Woo Woo) Resources!
Welcome to my brand, Lyla Sage.As crunchy as I am I can't help but be a little woo-woo too. In my search for truth that led me to become "crunchy," I also grew my connection with God and nature. Seeing that His perfection extends far beyond just our immune system but to the seasons, the earth, and the giant cosmic clock we live in. Everything glorifies the Elohim. I became enthralled with learning the mysteries and obsessed with quantum physics.This was a huge blessing to me. Part way through my law school career my husband became unable to work. My work in the quantum realm and as an astrologer has made it possible for my family to live and to make my legal resources as close to free as possible. Before now, I have kept my legal and quantum work separate by creating my brand: Lyla Sage which you can connect with below.
Session
Locational Astrology
In this session, I use your birth chart to find locations that can best help you to: amplify your career, find peace in your home, create a long-lasting partnership, or come closer to the divine. I can also identify potential problems you are facing in your current environment. Whether you want to move, find a place to launch your business, or just want to take a vacation this can help us understand what locations are best for you.
guide
Connecting to the divine Feminine
What is the divine feminine? This popular buzz phrase is often misunderstood. Although the divine feminine can mean many things to many people this guide helps define what the divine feminine truly is and gives you practical tools to apply it in your own life.
Sessions
Alechmize Your Future
In this session, I go through your year with you month by month using several different quantum modalities such as the Solar Return, Numerology, and Zodical Releasing to help you plan your most magnetic and incredible year yet.
Guide
Connecting to your Intuition
Do you struggle feeling your intuition or understanding what your "inner voice" sounds like? How do we learn to trust our intution, and what can it do for you personally? In this guide I unpack intution and how to practically use it in your life.
Sessions
Birth Chart Reading
In this session, I use your birth chart to learn more about your personality and purpose in life. The natal chart gives us a glimpse into your purpose, career, relationships, patterns, struggles, and gifts. In this one hour session I work with you to understand yourself on a deeper level.
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Beginners Guide to Astrology
In this guide I unpack astrology in an easy to understand way. Guiding you through the "why" behind astrology, as well as the signs, modalities, and planets and how you can use these in your life.
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A little about me
Hello! My name is Julie and I am the crunchy legal lady. I have three littles and try to live a more holistic lifestyle.I originally got my degree in public relations with a focus in market research. I was immediately recruited into a multi-billion dollar company as a research consultant for high-touch clients. During my time as a consultant I got to work with many doctors, CEOs, and PhDs trying to help them fulfill their research needs. Among my clients were esteemed universities like Harvard and Yale and giant tech companies like Google. It was in helping out these clients that I discovered big issues in the research space. I had thought that research could change the world and that most of it was done incredibly ethically and could be trusted, but during my time working with some of the biggest research giants in the world, I discovered that was not the case. Disillusioned I started researching and rethinking everything I used to believe about health and science. This lead me to thoroughly research our government agencies and their claims and to choose a healthier and more holistic life-style and to become an advocate for health freedom. It was this experience that also pulled me to law school and wanting to help others learn their rights.I was privileged during my law school experience to be able to work closely with one of the most prestigious health freedom firms in the nation. However, I saw a gap between the legal system and the average person. If we don't understand how the system works, how can we use it to create change, or even uproot it and make something new? It is this gap I hope to fill as the Crunchy Legal Lady, teaching holistic people about the legal system so they can use it to protect their rights and create change.